Saturday, September 29, 2007
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you don't need a column... people should pay you to print these...!!
... only to remind himself that cephalopods have no spine, at which point the rope slid around his amorphous head and he dropped quietly to the floor.
he is a cephalopod-human hybrid, and thus has a spine. bet you didn't think of that, did you?
A cephalopod defence/mating tactic is to detach limbs which then wriggle away to distract enemies or impress the girls, so presumably after snapping his human spine, octopus boy would simply detach his head from his feeble human body and squirm away as best he could (having previously cut off his tentacles), in search of a seafood restaurant that could finish the job.
aha!
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